Your Slice of Cheese

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11:16 pm  •  21 September 2014  •  6,606 notes

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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11:16 pm  •  21 September 2014  •  205,737 notes

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

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11:16 pm  •  21 September 2014  •  89,587 notes

Friend: What do you like to do in your free time?
Me: Read.
Friend: Besides that?
Me: Go to a bookstore.
Friend: Besides that...
Me: Go to the library?
Friend: You're impossible!
Me: ....

11:15 pm  •  21 September 2014  •  122 notes

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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11:15 pm  •  21 September 2014  •  161,049 notes

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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11:13 pm  •  21 September 2014  •  75,215 notes

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9:12 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  57,230 notes

coolsvillesux:

Thank

coolsvillesux:

Thank

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9:12 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  165,766 notes

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9:11 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  368,380 notes

Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

9:11 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  24,420 notes

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8:38 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  10,907 notes

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8:37 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  51,919 notes

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

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8:35 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  99,294 notes

urtube:

This is why I love iOS8

urtube:

This is why I love iOS8

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8:34 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  2,454 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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8:32 pm  •  20 September 2014  •  37,214 notes