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spankmehardbarry:

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moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

Wow… I live in Cali and this ^ is offensive. Congrats.

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dirudo:

Hot Italian Guy: I have a big dick… guess how big it is

Me:

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oomshi:

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oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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