so justin bieber is in my country and there’s this chick who kinda looks like him and today she was insIDE HIS HOTEL WAVING TO THE FANS AND SHE WAS ON TV EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS JUSTIN THE FANS WERE CRYING I CANT BREATHE
if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I
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music in public bathrooms should be louder and mandatory
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tyler-hoechlins-stubble asked: The play everyone keeps reblogging is "Twisted", it's the new musical from Team Starkid - a musical theatre group. You can find it and all their other musicals on youtube (they're amazing!)
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
The sophomore year of life
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate